This New Wonder Lets You Block Out the Light with Your New Huge Eyebrows

I know what you’re thinking.  “I totally want huge scary eyebrows.”  Who doesn’t, right? With the Eyebrow Extenders, you just press the “lengthen” button and brush that sissy little eyebrow downward until it has covered your entire eye.  You can even wear your freakish eyebrows the next day, while you run into things with your bicycle, or trip and fall in a river.  

When you get tired of all that fun, you can press the “shorten” button and make them as small as you would like all over again.  For extra fun, make them so short people can’t see them.  Then, count how long it takes people to figure out what is wrong with your super weird face. 

Brilliant Little Bedtime Conversation Starters
How long would you want your eyebrows?
How long would it take your family members to notice you without eyebrows?