We have all done our very best at
laying around and doing nothing on a Saturday.
And then, someone comes along and tries to tell you that you have put in
entirely too much effort. Seems like
nothing you can do convinces them of the lazy loafer you were today. The Maximum Effort Patch will help!
Just be sure to always have this
handy dandy sticker on the back of your hand at all times (yes, it is
waterproof). Then whenever someone wants
to know how hard you have been working on something, they just ask you a
question out loud and your sticker displays the exact percentage of effort you
have put forth. From now on, no one will
ever think you tried your hardest again!
Brilliant Little Bedtime Conversation Starters
What do you
try the hardest at, that no one notices?
If you could
pick just one thing for people to notice you for, what would it be?
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