Never Use the Bathroom Again With This New Invention

              We have all seen the grossest place on the planet known as the gas station toilet.  It is the one you cannot get within 10 feet of without making throw up noises and worrying that you may catch the next disease epidemic.  Wouldn’t it be nice to never have to use one of those again?  Wouldn’t be nice to never have to use the restroom again?  That is where the Bathroom Bug Bot comes in.

                First, the Bathroom Bug Bot is so microscopic, you cannot see it with your naked eye.  Because it is so small, you will never feel it either.  That is good because it really only has one job: to remove waste from your body and deposit it outside as fertilizer.  It works all day and all night long never noticed by anyone, and so small, it can glide in and out of cracks in doors to get in and outside.  Using its solar panel for power, the Bathroom Bug runs for an eternity from the day it is created.  No more bath room breaks on road trips, in school, at restaurants, or during church.  Most importantly, no more having to get up in the middle of the night to use the restroom!

Brilliant Little Bedtime Conversation Starters
When is the most inconvenient time you have ever had to go to the bathroom? 

Who do you know that would save the most time from having this invention?